The Beatles Carnival Of Light Fakes, Frauds, And Phonies (Million Volt Laugh And Sound Rave) Tracklisting 1 Paul McCartney Talking About Carnival Of Light 2 Carnival Of Light (Segment 1) 3 Carnival Of Light (Excerpt From Reel To Reel) 4 Carnival Of Light (Muppets) 5 Carnival Of Light (Segment 3) 6 Carnival Of Light (Segment 4) 7 Carnival Of Light (Segment 5) 8 Carnival Of Light (Segment 6) 9 Carnival Of Light (January 5 1967) 10 McCartney Radio Interview On Carnival Of Light (Fake) Notes Once in a lifetime, something so rare is discovered. This is not it! The three unwise men, Mr. Moonlight, Mr. Mustard & Jeremy Boob, shamelessly present "Carnival Of Light" - fakes, frauds, and phonies. Yes, the circus is in town!! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll cringe! Step right up - gather 'round all you clowns! The show is about to begin. What would you pay for this rarity - twenty, thirty, maybe, forty dollars, euros, pounds, or Canadian Tire money? No, you'll pay what it's worth - absolutely nothing!!! The LSD was flowing free, The day they laid this down. Paul had found a Wall of Sound To play in London Town..... A Million Volts or so they said Would burn it's way into your head. A Light Show, Sound Rave for the crowd The music played..and it was LOUD ! A memory now, a distant past A shame our childhood could not last. And locked away ,very tight That music..Carnival of Light. Promises they come and go But Carnival it did not show. The only tracks to appear Are fakes that quietly disappear. So we have gathered them for you, A very odd and different view. And although we know that they're not right We give to you these rays of Light. Mister Moonlight